Welcome, One and All

Okay, family and friends (and weird people I can find on sex offender websites,) I caved to your demands and created a blog for my rants and raves. Presumably, you did this so I'd quit bitching on your Facebooks, stirring up controversy while embarrassing you. However, I will pretend to have no notion of that previous thought (sentence?) and will instead, choose to believe that you enjoyed hearing from me so much that you thought I should share my brilliance and ego (though it is true - my ego is the biggest on this side of the mountains). Food for thought: It's not narcissism if I really am that awesome.